Let’s Critique Another Seattle Times Money Makeover

Tyler LinstenInvesting, Personal Finance

The Bad CD Advice Edition.

This violation isn’t as bad as the last one, so it’s got that going for it (which is nice). 


This week’s “Money Makeover” in the Seattle Times is, overall, pretty harmless. I think the planners provided reasonable recommendations and the subject will likely be better off if she abides by the prescription.

But there’s just that one part. It’s like when you see a single small chunk of your car that you missed when you washed it in the driveway. Once you notice it you can’t look away, and you must blog about it.

This week’s subject was Morgan, a unicorn, er, a Millennial with no debt, no credit card, and lives within her means. She wanted to know if she was on the right path.  Here are the following recommendations supplied by the featured planners:

  • Increase savings rate from 3% to 15% in order to fund retirement. VERDICT: Solid.
  • Get a credit card to build up credit and to be able to spend when traveling. VERDICT: Solid.
  • Start an emergency fund to cover four months’ worth of living expenses. VERDICT: Solid.
  • Take $5,000 (from her $12,700 in the bank) and invest in two- and five-year CDs yielding 2% and 2.5%, respectively. VERDICT: SAY WHAAAAT?

Whether the planners suggested she make this move to jumpstart her emergency fund, or if it was to begin “investing,” it’s pretty lame. The whole point of an emergency fund is to be able to have quick access to cash when you need it in a bind. And a 27 year-old has no business investing in CDs if they’re intended to be seeding a long-term investment account. So either way, this recommendation doesn’t add up.

Here’s the specific passage regarding the CDs:

At Allison and Kirwin’s urging, Denno also moved $5,000 from her bank savings account into two certificates of deposit with higher interest rates. One CD, with a term length of 24 months, has an annual percentage yield, or APY, of 2 percent. The other CD comes with a 60-month term and an APY of 2.5 percent.

Tyler here: An emergency fund should be liquid (easily spent) – and CDs are most certainly not liquid. CDs are notoriously cumbersome when you want to access them, especially if you want to do so before their stated maturity dates. They also carry steep “early withdrawl” penalties. Here is Capital One’s policy, for example:

Early Withdrawal Penalty – If you redeem a Certificate of Deposit (CD) prior to maturity, you will incur an early withdrawal penalty.

  • For a CD with a twelve (12) month or shorter term, the penalty is three (3) months interest, regardless of when you redeem the account prior to maturity.
  • For a CD with a term greater than twelve (12) months, the penalty is six (6) months of interest regardless of when you redeem the account prior to maturity.
  • Depending on how early you redeem your CD, the penalty for early redemption may be greater than the interest you have earned on your account.

Another dopey rule from Capital One, prevalent with most CD providers, showing that it’s all-or-nothing when trying to access the principal value:

Withdrawals – We will not permit partial withdrawals of principal during the term of the account. Withdrawals are only permitted during grace period (10 days from deposit).

Let’s say Morgan has an emergency after five months and needs to spend $4,000 of the $5,000 she put in CDs. Uh-oh: She’s facing the steeper penalty of forfeiting SIX months’ worth of interest since her CD terms are greater than 12 months. Even worse, according to the rules above, Morgan will have to pay more in penalties than interest earned on both CDs and, therefore, she will get less than her principal $5,000 back. And she has to take the whole thing out! Ouch.

This is a staggering unforced error. Morgan can easily open a high-yield, FDIC-insured savings account yielding 1.50% or greater, is complexity-free, has no minimums, and gives her fee-free access to her money at any interval she pleases.

The lesson: Don’t put your short-term reserves in CDs. That’s a really silly thing to do. The extra yield you think you’re getting is probably not worth it.

Deeper lesson: Double-check the advice you read in the newspaper or online (including this site). Small details like Morgan’s CD issue can result in big headaches down the line, defeating the whole purpose of an account like an emergency fund.

Q4 Client Letter

Tyler LinstenClient Letters, Sarcasm

Yes, we’re halfway through the first quarter. Yes, I forgot to post this in January. You’ll still read it, won’t you? I hope so.

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When Does Portfolio Management Become Portfolio Mismanagement?

Tyler LinstenInvesting, Personal Finance

I know it when I see it,” and I’ve seen it in The Seattle Times.


Let’s start with some background.

Portfolio management is not a science, despite the profession’s diligent and extremely lucrative attempt to prove otherwise. In fact, “portfolio management as a science” has probably been the driving factor behind the biggest transfer of wealth known to mankind; the flow of money from ignorant investors to the pockets of high-fee fund managers. Can you really blame either party? For decades, we’ve seen the brightest minds of graduating classes across the country make their pilgrimage to Wall Street to reap the benefits of sitting behind very expensive desks, pretending to apply scientific rigor and a repeatable process to what is actually an art form with no undeniable “right” answers, only distinctly wrong ones. In reality, these managers have been trying to nail Jell-O to the wall and we’ve all been paying handsomely to watch them fail.

(Nowadays, our best and brightest work day and night to get you to click on Facebook ads)  ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

I digress.

The science/art distinction is very important to define. The grand illusion of “Wall Street” was convincing us that there was a magic formula only a privileged few could possess. It said investing success was only attainable if you followed a very precise formula – a closely guarded scientific method, if you will – which was sending your capital to Manhattan, where they promptly toss it into a special black box, and out popped a Polaroid from the future with you and your spouse frolicking on the beach in your early 60s retirement. Pay the broker, he ran your portfolio through his laboratory, and, voila, you’re gonna be OK, you told yourself, “The money scientists have our portfolio.” You might say that you liked the guarantee on the box.

The truth is that portfolio management is much more art than science. In the art world, who’s to say one piece of art is necessarily “better” than another? It’s all in the eye of the beholder. But there is typically consensus on something being art versus it not being art, regardless of its quality. That much is easily determined.

In portfolio management, it’s a bit of the same logic, but it all comes down to prudence. A manager’s work is either prudent for his/her clients or it is not. Determining whether genuinely prudent work is of the highest quality, or is minimally prudent, is a pointless venture – it’s the equivalent of trying to rate art – because we can’t predict the future. If given a menu of ten separate managers, deemed to offer me ten different prudent portfolios, I cannot tell you which portfolio will fare best over a given future time period. I might have a hunch, but can not offer any confidence in my rankings. There’s a parallel here to the subjective “art factor.” Sometimes the dopey-looking painting (to you) sells for millions.

It’s much easier to weed out financial imprudence, just as we can simply say “that popsicle stick glued to a tennis ball is not art.”

Enter this piece from The Seattle Times.

The Times runs a “Money Makeover” series where a reader is matched up with a local advisor and is given free advice on how to fix a certain financial malady in their life. Usually it’s pretty harmless, but always well-written. The reader gets pro bono advice for offering up their story publicly while the advisor gets free advertising. Win/win!

I don’t see a win/win this week, particularly when it comes to prudent portfolio management.

In the piece we have a 50 year-old Seattle woman, soon to be divorced, with a young son, forced to re-enter the workforce with very little in the way of liquid savings ($5,000), but thankfully with a fairly healthy start on her retirement ($143,000). One can imagine she’s seeking some financial stability after going through a separation and starting back at work – two of the more stressful things a person can go through, and they’re happening concurrently.

We find out that her new income, even when combined with future ex-spousal support, will not cover her expected monthly expenses.

“Johnson’s household cash flow now runs in the red for the foreseeable future, even with 10 years of spousal support,” writes George Erb for The Times. We don’t get the exact expense numbers, but a reasonable estimate is that she has less than two months’ worth of expenses in the $5,000 cash she has on hand. This means at some point very soon our reader will have to eat into her retirement savings if nothing changes.

The advisor assigned to the case, a “Vice President for Research” at S.R. Schill & Associates, acknowledges the problem with monthly ends not meeting.

“The risk is, if she doesn’t improve her income significantly, she starts to deplete her retirement savings, and she jeopardizes her long-term future,” the advisor says. He encourages her to get her income up. Fair. No complaints from me.

But here’s where things get shaky:

The advisor prescribes a double whammy of portfolio mismanagement by shockingly recommending a very aggressive 85% allocation to equities in her retirement portfolio, then, he has the gall to tell her to expect that portfolio to return 8.5 percent per year.

Let’s tackle both parts of that recommendation:

85% Equities Portfolio

To start, the highest allocation I recommend to even the youngest, most risk tolerant clients I have, is an 80% exposure to equities. This is typical for Millennials or those with large buffers of liquid savings and confirmed, above-average risk tolerance. Keeping healthy exposure to multiple asset classes in a portfolio not only brings diversification but it lowers the volatility, or how much the account value bounces up and down. Lower volatility is easier to stomach and results in a much lower chance of an investor making an emotional mistake at the worst time, like selling out of a portfolio during a market downturn. Our reader has neither sufficient liquid savings (not even close) and an unknown risk tolerance (we, like the advisor, have only just met her) so an extra-aggressive portfolio allocation is quite puzzling. It’s wise to err on the side of caution instead of aggression in times of investor or market uncertainty, if one is trying to be a prudent manager. 85% to stocks is not cautious.

Having a high-octane portfolio packed with mostly stocks is a recipe for disaster for someone in a fragile financial, and more importantly, a potentially fragile emotional state. The last thing our reader needs is to have her “Alamo” account – the retirement assets she has built up and would use in an absolute worst-case scenario – to take a major drop when she is most in need of a backstop. Can you imagine the pain she would feel if in, say, 2019, the US hits a recession, she loses her job and her portfolio is also crippled in a bear market due to its aggressive approach? Why is this possibility on the table? Why not put the pedal to the metal at a time when she’s more prepared for the risk? Not giving thought to regret minimization is like purposely kicking the hornet’s nest, which brings us to the second subject:

8.5% Per Year Return Expectation

Setting client expectations for market returns requires extra care because when investment returns fail to deliver on a promised level, it is the goals and dreams of clients that hang in the balance. 8.5% per year is anything but conservative. “Under-promising” is the prudent way to model investment returns when building a financial plan. Planning for lower-than-average returns is a reasonable way to create a margin of safety for a client’s financial plan and it’s downright wild to quote an 8.5% expected return without a disclaimer about the overt optimism embedded in that assumption. I’ll do the math for you:

If we expect the bond portion of our reader’s proposed portfolio (the 15% not invested in stocks) to return 3% per year (generous given the factors at play in fixed income markets), then to get an 8.5% overall portfolio return she would need to have her stocks return a whopping 9.47% per year. This is at least double the low-single-digit average expected returns forecasted over the next ten years from some very capable minds in the investing world. We are currently sitting at very lofty valuations in global equity markets, locking in near-certain underwhelming returns going forward.

If you read any financial headlines, surely you’ll have read about the problems in the world of pension funds. Return estimates used by pension funds are notoriously over-optimistic, are rarely matched by actual returns, and pension fund mangers have been under pressure to rein in their expectations to more reasonable levels. Chaired by some very bright minds in the world of portfolio management, not a single pension fund listed in this release from the National Association of State Retirement Administrators (NASRA) has a return expectation as high as our VP of Research’s 8.5% per year. Not one. (The Houston Firefighters, surely investing gurus, were the lone entity to still expect 8.5% but they, too, have moved to lower it)

Pension fund managers are relentlessly lambasted for their unrealistic expectations. What does that say about 8.5% per year?


Takeaway:

  • Sometimes bad advice is going to make it through the filter, and I’m perfectly fine with calling this bad advice. It won’t be the last time something questionable is posted in a newspaper.
  • Skepticism is a very powerful weapon in the world of investing. Sound too good to be true? It probably is.
  • Never hesitate to get a second opinion when it comes to investing advice.
  • The VP of Research at S.R. Schill & Associates very well may be the brightest investing mind of our time, and will be vindicated with his uber-aggressive, mega-optimistic, non-consensus advice. He’s out on a limb and in that scenario I will happily admit it I was wrong. But I’m not betting on it.

Crypto Excess Goes Mainstream

Tyler LinstenInvesting

Nope, #NotFromTheOnion. The Grey Lady covers the bubble.


Credit: Jason Henry captures “Coin Daddy” in the wild for The New York Times

This piece on the digital currency madness from the New York Times over the weekend is something to behold. Just read it for some quality entertainment.

Here are some references you won’t want to miss:

  • Crypto Castle
  • Modern-day Atlantis
  • Crypto Crackhouse
  • Mr. Bigglesworth
  • CoinDaddy

This passage is particularly amusing, given the typically obsessive devotion to decentralization that is normally the mantra of crypto-people:

A global order? Frickin’ brilliant.

Tax Overhaul: One Thing to Do Now

Tyler LinstenPersonal Finance

No, it’s not to move to Canada. Yet.


The end of 2017 brought a massive overhaul to federal tax law. There are numerous implications, complications and very few simplifications.

You won’t be able to do your taxes on a post card. Sorry, Ivanka.

I’m not going to provide a detailed write-up of changes, or offer up any unsolicited Hot Tax Tips for 2018 and Beyond. That’s been done elsewhere by specialists, and to view all of the changes you have Google. I can’t one-up the work that’s already out there. (Shoutout to clients: Obviously, I’m going to reach out if there’s something I think will need attention in your personal situation)

What I am going to do is suggest you make sure you have a “Tax Gal” or a “Tax Guy.” The peace of mind that comes with having someone in your tax corner can’t be understated, especially considering how the landscape has changed in just the last month alone. Hiring a tax professional you trust is absolutely worth the small outlay. In all likelihood, hiring one will pay for itself because the chances are good they will squeeze more out of your tax return than it costs to hire them.

Important caveat: If your tax situation is pretty “plain vanilla” – you won’t be eligible for many deductions, and aren’t dealing with immediate college/retirement planning, taxable capital gains/losses, divorce, or a home purchase/sale and don’t own a business – then you can probably skip this recommendation and file your own taxes online. A pretty fair assumption is that the older, er, more experienced you are, the more likely it is that you should get an accountant. 

So, who should you hire, and how to find them? Start with asking around for referrals from friends or family. Then, check their background.  Use Yelp. Do a Better Business Bureau search to see if there if there is a disproportionate amount of complaints on file for the subjects of your search. Figure out if they’ll help you in the case of a future audit. Just be sure to do your homework and don’t be afraid to ask questions about process and pricing.

I’d encourage you to look for a CPA and stay away from the big shops like H&R Block. Using the big firms’ software for very simple situations is great, but they’re not known for producing ideal results for walk-in style tax engagements. They’re incentivized to get bodies in and out of the door. The less personalized method of going to one of the big shops takes away from the face-to-face, ongoing relationship you’d be establishing with an accountant you’d visit at least yearly. Hiring someone for the long-term brings accountability.

Most importantly, find someone you trust who values your time and your business. It’s very likely to be worth much more than the nominal price you pay. Kinda like hiring an investment advisor (wink, wink).