An Update On My Personal Portfolio

Tyler Linsten Investing, Personal Finance, Sarcasm

We’re beginning to wind down the year so I figured it would be fun to give a you a look “behind the curtain” of all the transactions I’ve made within my own portfolio in 2017. A lot of times clients probably wonder what I do with my own money so here’s a transparent look at the moves I’ve made…

 

Short-Term Trades Inspired By Over-Caffeinated Options Pit Trader Featured on CNBC:

 

 

 

 

Volatility ETF Short Sales:

 

 

 

 

Speculative Cryptocurrency Moonshot Bets:

 

 

 

 

Day Trades:

 

 

 

 

Night Trades:

 

 

 

 

Mid-Afternoon Trades:

 

 

 

 

Reactionary Put Option Buys in Response to Political Skullduggery:

 

 

 

 

3x Leveraged ETF Buys:

 

 

 

 

Late-to-the-Party Amazon Investments:

 

 

 

 

Trendy Tesla Short-Sales:

 

 

 

 

Complete Account Liquidations in Response to Kim Jong-un Threats:

 

 

 

 

Trades Made on My Smartphone:

 

 

 

 

Trades Made on My Smartwatch:

 

 

 

 

Trades Made on My Smart Day of the Week, Thursdays:

 

 

 

 

Days, Year-to-Date, I’ve Done Absolutely Nothing:

  • 319, as of 11/15/2017